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"What I Would Tell Eve" Cropped Crewneck Sweatshirt – Cotton/Poly Blend, Sizes S-XL | The Finished Project

"What I Would Tell Eve" Cropped Crewneck Sweatshirt – Cotton/Poly Blend, Sizes S-XL | The Finished Project

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Wrap your body in poetry with the “What I Would Tell Eve” cropped crewneck sweatshirt from The Finished Project.

  • Features original poem "What I Would Tell Eve"
  • 52% ringspun cotton/48% polyester for comfort and durability
  • Medium-weight fabric with relaxed, cropped fit for casual comfort
  • Available in black, pink, or navy; sizes S-XL
  • Perfect for angry feminist dressing or polite gifting
  • Supports living artists
  • Supports women-owned, small business

If style that challenges patriarchal narratives is your thing, then The Finished Project’s “What I Would Tell Eve” cropped crewneck sweatshirt is what your body needs!

Whether you're adding a touch of “Fuck the Patriarchy” to your wardrobe, or reminding a friend to embrace their truth unapologetically with this kickass gift, this sweatshirt does more than just sit still and look pretty – it's a throat-punching statement of empowerment and defiance.

Front Design: Includes original poem “What I Would Tell Eve”, celebrating the strength of a woman’s individual agency. The poem is printed on matte white background with clean black text, ensuring its message resonates loud and clear.

Back Design: Features The Finished Project slogan “Poetry for real life, in real life.”

Fit, Color, and Size Options: Made with breathable, smooth fleece material and drop-shoulder seams for a comfortable fit and casual look. Available in classic black, millennial mauve, or no-bullshit navy; sizes S-XL. See size chart below for more details.

In a world that demands gender conformity, redefine the narrative with the “What I Would Tell Eve” cropped crewneck sweatshirt from The Finished Project – it’s poetry for real life, in real life!

Every purchase from The Finished Project supports living artists and women-owned, small business.

 

What I Would Tell Eve

Eat the fucking apple.

They are going to blame you

regardless.

 

You might as well go to the gallows

with a full belly

knowing more than God.

 



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M

L

XL

Length, in

18.50

19.25

20.50

22.25

Width, in

21.37

22.75

25.50

27.12

 

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