The Finished Project
"What I Would Tell Eve" Cropped Crewneck Sweatshirt – Cotton/Poly Blend, Sizes S-XL | The Finished Project
"What I Would Tell Eve" Cropped Crewneck Sweatshirt – Cotton/Poly Blend, Sizes S-XL | The Finished Project
Wrap your body in poetry with the “What I Would Tell Eve” cropped crewneck sweatshirt from The Finished Project.
- Features original poem "What I Would Tell Eve"
- 52% ringspun cotton/48% polyester for comfort and durability
- Medium-weight fabric with relaxed, cropped fit for casual comfort
- Available in black, pink, or navy; sizes S-XL
- Perfect for angry feminist dressing or polite gifting
- Supports living artists
- Supports women-owned, small business
If style that challenges patriarchal narratives is your thing, then The Finished Project’s “What I Would Tell Eve” cropped crewneck sweatshirt is what your body needs!
Whether you're adding a touch of “Fuck the Patriarchy” to your wardrobe, or reminding a friend to embrace their truth unapologetically with this kickass gift, this sweatshirt does more than just sit still and look pretty – it's a throat-punching statement of empowerment and defiance.
Front Design: Includes original poem “What I Would Tell Eve”, celebrating the strength of a woman’s individual agency. The poem is printed on matte white background with clean black text, ensuring its message resonates loud and clear.
Back Design: Features The Finished Project slogan “Poetry for real life, in real life.”
Fit, Color, and Size Options: Made with breathable, smooth fleece material and drop-shoulder seams for a comfortable fit and casual look. Available in classic black, millennial mauve, or no-bullshit navy; sizes S-XL. See size chart below for more details.
In a world that demands gender conformity, redefine the narrative with the “What I Would Tell Eve” cropped crewneck sweatshirt from The Finished Project – it’s poetry for real life, in real life!
Every purchase from The Finished Project supports living artists and women-owned, small business.
What I Would Tell Eve
Eat the fucking apple.
They are going to blame you
regardless.
You might as well go to the gallows
with a full belly
knowing more than God.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
Length, in |
18.50 |
19.25 |
20.50 |
22.25 |
Width, in |
21.37 |
22.75 |
25.50 |
27.12 |